Assimilation Shall Impress

It is morning and the sound of Mr Fritz’s voice is muffled by the haze sleep which hovers over the heads of my fellow seventh graders. Large letters appear on the board in a tilted cursive script which appears to me more like a yellow chalk coloured blotch scrawled across the blackboard. It is morning and my head is like the bear; full of fluff.

A piece of rolled up sheet music hits me in the nape of my neck, breaking me out of the monotony of the daily morning routine. Seeing the page, I know instantly which of my classmates is responsible. It is covered with sketches of cars, tanks and uniformed men with overly large heads.

As I turn around, the face of the culprit greets me from across the room. Aden’s round short-haired face is beaming and he leans across his desk.

“Can you believe we have to read this?” he says waving a small purple book with his left hand.

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100 Books In One Year!

All 100 books I read last year.

Yes, I realize that it is now March, but I wanted to write about the challenge I set myself at the beginning of last year. In essence I wanted to read 100 books in 2014. I had hoped that this would force me to set aside time for a pastime which I love as well as learn to commit to a goal. So how did things turn out? Well I read and read till my eyes were sore then I picked up a book and read some more.

For the first few months, it was great challenging but mostly just plain enjoyable. After that however, I hit a span of a few weeks where I could hardly look at a book. After that, the challenge became more of an obligation than anything else. Something which left uncompleted would forever stain my memory. Rather than reading to succeed at a goal, I was reading to fend off failure, to prove some unimportant point. And prove it I did! A few days before the end of December I finished reading my last book. What a relief it was, but at that point, reading in my every available moment had become second nature. It was not uncommon for me to be seen reading in the stairwell on my lunch break or for me to join a friend for a drink paperback in hand. Everywhere I went, so too did my books.
When I had completed my task, I told myself not to read anything for a week. It was strange to be without my paper companion for so long and I quickly began to miss my reading.
Both that long year of reading and the short break afterwards taught me valuable lessons. Firstly, I learned that even something which I love as much as reading must be consumed in moderation. Consumed seems like the right word for such a frenzied acquisition of words. It would have been better for me to have set a less stressful goal; 25 books in a year or a list of specific books without the deadline). Secondly, that I should read at a pace that feels right. I have forgotten much of what I read at such a feverish pace and yet I can remember with perfect clarity those first few books which I read with leisure.

A quick internet search found an interesting statistic from this article. “Among all American adults, the average (mean) number of books read or listened to in the past year is 12 and the median (midpoint) number is 5–in other words, half of adults read more than 5 books and half read fewer.”
This number could certainly be higher and among those of us with an acute love for books of all kinds, it probably is. If you are looking to challenge yourself to read more often or to read different material, try one of the challenges mentioned earlier, but don’t push to hard. Reading is meant to be enjoyed, not endured.

Arsenal Cosplay. Belated Halloween Post.

Me as New 52 Roy Harper aka Arsenal.

Over the past year I have been working on an Arsenal cosplay costume. Arsenal is Green Arrow’s ex-sidekick Roy Harper in the DC Comics Universe. Currently, he appears in the Red Hood and the Outlaws ongoing monthly series. There are very few cosplays of the character online.

I have been a Green Arrow fan for a very long time, and Roy Harper has always been an interesting character. I remember as a kid creating arrows which would ignite on contact in the garage. For lack of a bow to fire them, probably a very good thing, I would throw them into the air and then run away before they struck the pavement of the road. Street hockey would no doubt  have been a safer pastime.
Comic Panel from Red Hood and the Outlaws.

As it turns out, going as an obscure comic book character only really works at comic conventions. For Halloween in Vancouver, I was only recognized when I entered the comic book store to purchase a copy of Red Hood to carry with me. “I’m this guy.” worked a lot better than trying to describe the character did.

Creating the costume was very difficult. I had to tech myself how to sew and made a lot of mistakes doing it. Things like the hat and mask were fairly easy to make, paint and a bit of foam were all i required. The vest, belt, and quiver were another matter entirely. I documented those with videos on my YouTube channel which I will post below. Making a costume as simple as this one really gave me a better appreciation for the work which goes into cosplay. This costume took me hours of labour and I gave up on the project several times. Luckily, I kept returning and the final piece was able to be worn. I don’t know when the next opportunity to where the entire costume will arise, but when it does, I’ll be sure to share it in more detail.